Aries: A prisoners favorite punctuation mark is a period. It marks the end of his sentence. 😂😂😂🤗
Taurus: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda. Lucky for him, it was a soft drink.
Gemini: I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 🤗
Cancer: A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to the hospital. When his grandmother phoned to see how he was doing, the nurse said, 'no change yet'
Leo: What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a man on a bicycle? A tire.
Virgo: My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast. 😂
Libra: A man just assaulted me with milk, cream, and butter. How dairy! LMFAO I love puns
Scorpio: Yesterday, I accidentally swapped some food coloring. The doctor said that I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Sagittarius: It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Capricorn: I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Aquarius: I don't trust these stairs, there always up to something. LMAO
Pisces: Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It very time consuming.
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Zodiac Signs
RandomJust random stuff about the zodiac signs. None are self created, just stuff off tumblr and stuff. So enjoy, Aquarius out.
