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Earth has added Venus and Mars to 'Da Boiz (except mercury)'


Venus: whats this for

Earth: I WANT U TO DO SMTH

Mars: wdym by do smth 🤨

Earth: n i thought i was dirty minded

anyways

i dare u two to act like a cringey lovey dovey couple :3

Mars: thats kinda sounds fun ngl

Venus: fine...


In GC:


Mars: hey mi poopsie bear 💗💗💗😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰😚😚😚😘😘😘💓💓

Venus: hey shmoopsie cutie patootie snuggluffagus 💖💖💖💖💖💗💗💗💗💓💓💓😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰💞💞💞❣️❣️❣️

Mercury: what.

Mars: i luv u for eva n eva 🥰🥰🥰😍😍😘😘😘😚😚😚😻😻😻💗💗💗💓💓💓💓💓💓💗💗💗💗

Venus: me 2 puding bear 🥺🥺🥺💗💗💗💗💓💓💓😚😚😚😘😘😘😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Jupiter: 💀

Saturn: um...

Uranus: ...💀💀

Earth: HELP AHSUHWEUFHWUHWH-

Mars: u r my everything to mi my baba boi 😍😍😍😘😘😘😚😚😚😻😻😻😚😚😚💗💗💗💓💓💓💓💖💗💗💗🥰🥰🥰😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

Venus: awhh tank sm mi tubba wubba chiki biki baby 🥺🥺🥺😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😚😚🤗🤗🤗😻😻😻

Neptune: neptunecopter 😜😜😜

Eris: WHAT HELP

Callisto: too much love n affection..

glad me n triton dont do this...

Mars: i want sum cuddlez rn!! 😡😡😡😠😠😠💗💗💗💓💓💓😚😚😘😘😍😍🥰🥰🥰

Uranus: u two remind me of bridgette n geoff... (from td)

Venus: ofc baba boi 🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖💗💗💗

enything fur mi mars-chan~ 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😚😚🤗🤗🤗😻😻💓💓💓💗💗💗💗

Earth: HELP IM DYING 🙏🙏💀💀

Mars: IM DONE WITH THIS

Venus: EARTH DARED US TO DO IT BAHHAHA

Mars: im too scared to backread the horror we created

Venus: same...

Uranus: phew

but venus

u reaaaallly know how to get on the lovey dovey 2018 cringey side

Venus: .

theres abt to be 7 planets after i destroy uranus

Uranus: WHAT

Mercury: HELP

Mars: BROOO

Neptune: :3

Eris: HELP

Europa: mars x venus x uranus...

vanusrs 💀💀

Venus: bro what

OH

SHIT

NOT IN THAT WAY U DIRTY MINDED FUCKS

IT WAS AS IN LITERALLY SMASHING URANUS 💀

Callisto: I-

Jupiter: ...

Venus: UGH NOT IN THAT WAY

AS IN KILLING URANUS

Jupiter: rude

Uranus has changed their name to Ura

Ura: this is my name from now on

Venus: OML

AS IN YK

GOING TO THE PLANET URANUS AND GETTING ASTERIODS N KILLING HIM-

Jupiter: oh...

Io: oh

Enceladus: oh

Mimas: oh

Enceladus: im bored

Mimas: and im here

Enceladus: well im still bored

Mimas: ur never bored w me 😏~

Enceladus: shutup mimass

MIMAS*

Mimas: ensalada...

Enceladus: ...

i hate u

Mimas: u dont 🥰🥰

infact u love me 🥰🥰🥰

Enceladus: .

Mimas: u didnt deny it sooo...

Enceladus: im never speaking to u again

Mimas: btw u can come to my orbit

Enceladus: k thanks

Eris: ...what


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