a/n - this chapter is abt my convo w YourAverageSillyAhh >:)
Venus: im bored
Earth: then hang out w ur man
Venus: he's sleeping
Earth: then wake him up 🤯😱😱
Venus: no
Earth: WAITT
try to guess my earthlings slang n language
Venus: not this...
Earth: guess what this means: Ve a chuparte la polla culo
Venus: hm
you went to the park today??
Earth: no 🤣🤣
it means go suck dick u asshole
Venus: ...
my turn then
Halt deine verdammte klapoe du schaurderst 2018-kind
Earth: HOW DO U KNOW GERMAN 💀
Venus: i used to speak it ok...
now tell me what i said
Earth: u said shut the fuck up u cringe 2018 kid
Venus: 😊
Earth: my turn
hm
me n my bruvs r goin out for some scran
yu coming or not xx
Venus: what.
Earth: its british slang
Venus: hmm
me and my brothers are going out for a run
r you coming or not??
Earth: no...
its
me n my friends r going out to eat
r u coming or not
Venus: i was close ig
do another one
Earth: le mercure est chaud comme de la merde 😍😍
Venus: uhh
mercury is a dog and a mat??
Earth: nope
Venus: what is it
Earth: its mercury is as hot as fuck 😍😍😍
Venus: u got bad taste 💀
n yk that mercury can see this
Earth: how 💀💀
its dms 💀
Venus: its a groupchat...
Earth: WHAT
SHIT
I CANT DELETE IT
IT DOESNT SHOW
HELP ME VENUS
Mercury: god its like 2am why tf is there sm notifications
Earth: BECAUSE I TOTALLY WASNT SAYING HOW HOT U WAS TO VENUS IN THIS GC
Venus: 💀💀💀
Mercury: wait u find me hot??
Earth: um
no
Mercury: back reading...
Earth: DONT
HOW DO U REMOVE MERCURY FROM THIS GC
Mercury: ...
a/n - UGHH I WANNA GET TO ANGST BUT I GOTTA DO ALL RHE LOVEY DOVEY STUFF FIRSTTT
