THE NEXT DAY
Abhyudaya was woken up late, by his maid, as she switched off the fan. (Yes! It was summer and anyways, Mumbai mei thand kam padti hai...)
It was almost 11 am! He wondered as to why he didn't get his regular 'wake-up call' by Gautami. So, he himself called Gautami-
"Good Morning Abhi!"
"Itni tameez? Kaam nhi krna kya?"
"Karna hai na!"
"Accha vaise maine socha Omegle ke baare mei- I did not overthink, first of all! I guess it's fine if we go with your idea.... But, but, but..... You won't be there on the screen for that long! People can do anything!"
"Chalega!"
"Chal firr start krte hain-"
And so they started shooting the video. Abhyudaya started talking to girls with his 'Loveria Guruji' wali pickup lines. All this while Gautami was on the call with him as well, but didn't react much, even though she was getting restless.
Then came Gautami's turn-
"Can I live in your socks? Because I want to be with you in every step of your life!"
"Be in my- eheehe! That's really romantic!"- the guy replied.
"Wtfff! Romantic kya hai iss mei?"- Abhyudaya thought.
"Your mom has made such a nice thing! You are like cream on milk!"
"THat is a really nice compliment!"- the guy said.
"Compliment? Kisi ko Malaai bulana kahan ka compliment hai? WHy does he look too creepy though-??
Saala tharki! Isko ladki ye bhi bolde na ki teri maa moti, tab bhi ye yhi bolega- ThaT's A ReaLly NiCe ComPliMenT!"- ABhyudaya said, mimicking the guy.
"Your mom did a good job too-"
"Simp saala! Kya bhaii he's so into her, I can see it! Its that man thing! Such a simp!"
"Umm... excuse mee! I'm muting the call for a second pleasee-"- Gautami said to the guy.
"Yeah suree! I'll wait!"- the Omegle guy replied with a big grin.
"ABhyudaya? ABhyudaya? ABHYUDAYAAAA??????"- Gautami screamed at him.
"Haan! Dara kyun rahi hai?"- ABhyudaya said, as he was woken up by Gautami from his thoughts of murdering that guy!
"Sorry! Aage ka kya line hai? Ladkiyon wala? Ye waala bolun kya translate krke Fevicol wala?"
"HUhh?"
"Arre ye- main toh tandoori murgi hun yaar, gatkale saiyaan alcohol se-"
"Shiiii!"
"Kya shii- tune hi nikala tha ye-!!"
"Mazaak tha vo! Aur vaise bhi ye angrez hai! Isko kaise samajh ayega?"
"Translate krke bolti hun na!"
"Nhii! Koi zarurat nhi hai!"
"Heinn?"
"Mera matlab kuch aur dekh le-"
"Arre vo wait kr rha hai call pe yaar!"
"Bada miserable dikh rha hai vo tujhe!"
"Aree I mean-"
"Excuse me! Are you there?"- The guy said.
"Dekh!
Umm... Yess!"- she said to the guy.
"Gautu sun-"
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Abhyutami: The Love Saga
Fanfiction"Soo.... Are we dating now??"- asked Abhyudaya "What do you think?" "We are??" "Of course, you dumbo!" This is purely based on my imagination but inspired by real moments though. Being an active part of Slayyfam, I was always fascinated with readin...
