I became Muzan Kibutsuji

Ch. 14 - Michikatsu

"You want me to train you?" You asked with suspicion, your eyes narrowing at Yoriichi who was nodding.

"No. I absolutely refuse." You said with a blank face and walked away. You didn't want to teach someone who ALMOST killed the original Muzan as your student right?

PTSD is probably going to start acting up if that shit happens.

"Well, making him my student is equivalent to becoming my personal attendant right? Accept it and we can crush him onto our feet! AHAHHAHA" Muzan said, you could definitely imagine him looking all mighty and a horrifying long nose sticking up.

'Your scaring me, be quiet'

"Who are you to tell me that?"

'The one who can humiliate you by doing some certain things.'

"..."

~~~

Basically how your life is like recently:

"Be my master"

"No."

Next day...

"Be my master please"

"No.."

And Next day...

"Be my master please!"

"No..."

AND THEN Next day...

"Please be my master"

"No!"

AND THEN Next day...

"PLEASE be my master!!"

"NO!"

AND THEN Next day...

"PLE-"

"NO!!!!!!"

Its driving you insane each passing day. It's like he's dead set on getting you to be his master.

'AAAAAA I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE' and you left. You did move out of their house after that one night but you decided to stay for a few days to see the drama unfold.

And now you wanna get the fuck out of here.

"Kibutsuji-San!! Please be my master!" Yoriichi SOMEHOW caught up with you when you ran at medium speed.

'Is he Flash or someshit?! How can a human be so fast?!?!' Your eyes widen with shock, and ran into a tree.

"OW, FUCK YOU DOG-ASS MOTHERFUCKER WHO DOESN'T LOOK AHEAD OF WHAT IS IN FRONT OF YOU. DAMN IT, I BET YOU HAD TO RETAKE THE DRIVING LICENSES 1000+ TIMES BEFORE!!! DAMN IT, IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH!!!!!" Muzan was cursing the shit out of you right now.

But you can only see the world spinning.

"Uhm Kibutsuji-San?" Yoriichi looked over at your fallen form, with concern he waved at you to see if you are still conscious or not.

"T- Three Yoriichi's!!! AAAAAAAA" you shrieked, seeing the world spinning and saw three Yoriichi's waving his hands at you.

~~~

"Muzan-San how do you do what you just did as an example?!" Yoriichi asked with such admiration, his eyes were sparkling.

You sighed while squeezing your temple.