Crude Stories

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Fucked Up Jokes by okteddy
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Fucked Up Jokesby ted
These are just a bunch of f*cked-up jokes. So if you have a dark sense of humor, then go ahead and read this junk. If you get offended by these jokes: 1. I'm sorry. 2. I...
Fairy Tale My A$$ by Lady_Lucia
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Fairy Tale My A$$by Lady
♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this...
VARIETY HOUR by kaiirein
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VARIETY HOURby
What happens when the worst people you know get along. HQ/READER
𝐒𝐇𝐄'𝐒 𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄 • 𝚓𝚞𝚓𝚞𝚝𝚜𝚞 𝚔𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚗 by QuillniRizal07
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𝐒𝐇𝐄'𝐒 𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄 •...by 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐢 𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐨𝐬�...
|| 𝚓𝚞𝚓𝚞𝚝𝚜𝚞 𝚔𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚗 𝚡 𝚏𝚎𝚖 𝚋𝚊𝚔𝚞𝚐𝚘𝚞! 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 || || "From here on, I..! From here on..! Y'hear me?! I'm gonna... beat you all! Enjoy your wi...
Lord of the flies 1990 by little_red_pirate
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Lord of the flies 1990by Brodie Purser
What happens when a girl named Ryder Walter gets into a fight with her twin brother. Yea well that pissed her off a lot so just to prove that girls are the same as boys...
Yama n Dharma by Gafteregodeath
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Yama n Dharmaby EDEXkun .
not really finished just started and wanted some feedback, have a few more projects im interested in getting out that are much more complete and another one shorter than...
A Werirdo's Blonde Jokes!! by rocketor
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A Werirdo's Blonde Jokes!!by RD
blonde jokes for everyone!!!!
Completed
Crude oil test low speed centrifuge by alizalabtron
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Crude oil test low speed centrifugeby Aliza Morris
Crude oil test centrifuge has LCD display which shows rotor no., speed, time, temperature, RCF, rate of speed necessary for operations. Its torque brushless motor is mai...
The Hare Show Rewritten by ExistentLevelUP
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The Hare Show Rewrittenby Existing XP
a fanmade project started by me, which takes my friend's episodes of "The Hare Show" and completely overhaul the writing of each episode.
Million Dollar Puthay by bigdaddymember
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Million Dollar Puthayby schlong
Linda is a girl unlike the rest. She never wears makeup and I super beautiful. The other girls are extremely jealous of her. Her life seems pretty normal until one day s...
Pickup_lines.com by xXbound_in_bloodXx
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Pickup_lines.comby Em Kate
These are the pickup lines for you! From cheesy and cute to rude and crude! They are all jam packed into one spot for you to find! Enjoy please and please comment ones...
if Princess joined the clans by owlstweetandbirdswho
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if Princess joined the clansby owlstweetandbirdswho
You know princess, cute brown tabby, mother to cloudtail, but have you ever wondered if she joined a clan? find out in this story!
CO-ED (BoyxBoy) by marshmalllow
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CO-ED (BoyxBoy)by Marshie
Do know what it's like to have an evil twin sister that forces you to enroll at all girls school? Doesn't sound bad right? WRONG! When you're a boy >.< girls have...
Imagery by LiseanaArchambault
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Imageryby Liseana
Just the way people are and how society see things