As I and my penis ran down the road I realized he needed a new look.
We got into the store and saw a nice suit and a wig with a top hat.
"Thank god you're not circumcised "
"Why"
"Because you need a turtleneck"
He nodded and we went on our way down the road
'He's so cute..' 'wait' ' i can't think like that'
"Do you see a girl you like? You're red"
"Oh- uh- yeah right there," I said pointing at a random girl
" well let's go," he said grabbing my hand my face blushed and I was shaking
"Calm down you're fineee"