One day I had my penis out with my girl when all of the sudden she bit it off.
I didn’t feel pain but my penis sure did, it fell to the floor and grew arms out of the side the head grew a face then the balls turned into legs he started getting bigger and bigger soon from 3 inches to 5 to 12 to my penis being my height I looked at my girlfriend who was passed out on the ground, I looked back at my penis who reached into his foreskin grabbed a gun and shot her
He looked at me and leaned down,
“ Please don’t kill me”
Don’t worry I’m here to help, let's get you a new bitch.
I smiled and held his hand .
