As Oscar looks to Alexis he grabs her upper thigh, he knows SEBU wouldn't like this but currently he doesn't care as he removes his shirt he hears the front door slam shut.
"SUP FUCKERS" Oscar hears Jaden yell from out in his living room. Alexis whispers too her self,
"Oh shit" and quickly dives under Oscar's bed. Jaden comes in and talks too half naked Oscar for a few minutes and then Sebu gets home.
"Oh is it one of THOSE times again?" She asks Jaden and Oscar. Jaden nods his head,
"It's sad the others can't join us this time" Jaden mumbles, Oscar nods his head in agreement. As Sebu crawls on top of Oscar she realizes that she isn't in the mood and leaves to get Subway. Jaden nor Oscar realized that Sebu left and had the homosexual bing bang whilst Alexis was under the bed. Sebu then comes home and is really angry she kicks Jaden and Oscar out. Alexis crawls through the window she falls into a trash next to Lorelei.
"Welcome to my humble abode" She says smiling. Alexis quickly crawls out terrified as to why her pal is in the trash, Lorelei soon follows her out and they hold hands as they walk down the street to Andreas house. As Lorelei knocks on Andreas door she realizes that Andrea is already crawling out of her own window.
"Oh hey how funny of you to be here on such a nice day" Andrea smirks
"Why the window?" Alexis asks, Andrea reasponds with a shrug and crawls back in unlocking the door and letting them inside. To Alexis's surprise Jaden is already in the house holding hands with Oscar both with sad looks on their faces. Andrea looks too the floor and says, "I was crawling through the window to escape this awkward situation,"
"What happened?" Lorelei asks genuinely confused,
"My boyfriend had accidental gay sex" Andrea cries out. Oscar then gasps,
"Hunny you REALLY think it was accidental?" Oscar says with a snap of his fingers. Jaden decides to invite Jason over without telling anyone because he's usually a invasive dick bag and knows that no one expects less than that. Little did he expect for Jason too show up with TWO TOTALLY ROCKIN BABES. These TOTALLY ROCKIN BABES were wearing slutty Santa outfits and Jason obviously knew what they wanted for Christmas, some pants and a dad who loves them. But he'd rather just give them some gingerbread dick up their ass, much like every other person in the room. Jason then called off his hoes and walked in leaving his hoes in the cold dark December. After Jason got settled into the awkward gay sex situation he sits on Oscars lap and whispers, "Me next" into his ear. Andrea thought it'd be revenge if she where to do gay stuff with her friends, so to get back at Jaden she humped the air. (Get it? cause she has no friends) By this point Alexis jumped out the window half in tears at the terrible sight she witnessed. Lorelei claps at Andreas sexy time with the air and Jaden just sits shocked. Jason and Oscar don't even notice her odd actions until Sebu walks in and screams. Sebu keeps screaming as she sets down everyone's presents and walks right back out the door,
"Damn that girl has some lungs" Jaden says snapping out of his shocked trance. Everyone then decides to open their presents as Lorelei plays Careless Whisper on her sax in the background. It was an odd, gay, and VERY NAUGHTY Christmas but yet the best they'd ever had.
