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Bold - Carter
Italics - Sydney

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"Hey, Syd."

"Don't call me that ever again."

"Syd."

"Ew... that sounds like a dude nerd"

"Syd, that's offensive and mean."

"..."

"Syd..."

"..."

"Sydney."

"Yep? Much better."

"Whatever. "

"Mhm."

"You know this is crazy and weird right?"

"You started this."

"Yeah. I know."

"I heard about these, though. My friend, Amy told me about these books from Wattpad that had relations like this."

"Oh... so you go on there, too?"

"Yeah... How do you know about it?"

"Sister loves it."

"How about you?"

"I don't really have time for that."

"Oh come on! It's like YouTube but instead of pictures, it's words."

"Isn't it kind of... like, a girl site?"

"Sexist!!!  THERE IS A SEXIST DUDE RIGHT HERE WHO THINKS WATTPAD IS ONLY FOR GIRLS."

"But isn't it?"

"Oh my goodness. You don't know how hard I'm trying not to laugh right now. You obviously never went on there. Anyways... there are males on there, too. I have a bunch of normal dudes that I know that goes on there to read action, mystery, and thriller with some other things."

"Things?"

"Tons of different kinds."

"Okay....  but... Knowing you, normal is super weird...Maybe I'll check it out later."

"Hey! Let me remind you who calls who first?"

"Touche."

"Well. I gotta go babysit now. Bye, Cart."

"Oh God. That's even worse than Syd."

"I know."

"Sounds like I'm a shopping cart from Walmart that was used by a kid, then when the kid went home, she yelled, 'Bye cart!' like it was her best friend."

"What the heck?"

"Yep."

"You're weird."

"I know."

"I know. I just wanted to remind you."

"Then, bye Syd!"

"Bye, Cart!"

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