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Parkelsame
Whenever I drink alcohol everyone calls me alcoholic

Jayparkwho
Because you freaking are

Parkelsame
Then when I drink fanta why no one calls me fantastic

Sheepjungwon
Uhm good question good question, you are a good question

Heheeveryone
Because you ain't fucking fantastic

Islayiknow
Hey guys let's mess with jake hyung

Rikiontop
Alright

Simyunss
Dude

Parkelsame
Hey jake your momma so fat

Simyunss
She committed several war crimes and is now locked up in Bolivian prision

Jayparkwho
Uhm y-your dad

Simyunss
My father left me when I was two to be captured amd consequently sacrificed by a group of tribals

Sheepjungwon
Nah tf

Islayiknow
Alright then

Rikiontop
Sun stop

Islayiknow
Your grandparents?

Simyunss
They floated in the sky like a balloon with too much helium

Heheeveryone
Babe what tf

Simyunss
You cannot beat me you mortals.

Heheeveryone
I was alone ik the elevator when it suddenly stopped, like stop I'm  claustrophobic

Rikiontop
What is claustrophobic?

Parkelsame
I think he's afraid of Santa Claus

Jayparkwho
That's weird

Islayiknow
If hates Santa clauses then HOHOHOHO

Rikiontop
SUNOO STOP YOU ARE SCARING HIM LOVE

islayiknow
I'm sorry (hehe)

Simyunss
Freaking stupids

Rikiontop
If you call me stupid them I'm

Parkelsame
Shut it you idiot

Rikiontop
Now don't forget who pulled you out of the river yesterday

Parkelsame
Yeah you fucking pushed me in too

Rikiontop
Now about that

Islayiknow
Riki babe I didn't know you saved my number as the love of my life

Sheepjungwon
Aww that's so sweet

Jayparkwho
Shit that's sweet

Heheeveryone
Cuties

Rikiontop
Wait

Islayiknow
You are so cutee <3

Parkelsame
Sorry to break it to you

Islayiknow
Huh?

Parkelsame
That's Jake's contact number not yours

Islayiknow
Oh-

Simyunss
Nvm

Jayparkwho
How many jungwons we need to change the light bulb?

Rikiontop
The real question is how many ladders he need...

Heheeveryone
You forgot to hesitate

Sheepjungwon
YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT

Heheeveryone
WHY AREN'T THERE ANY ADULT SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

Rikiontop
Finally a point to agree with you

Heheeveryone
It's just a children's park but bigger in size

Jayparkwho
Theme parks are those

Heheeveryone
But we need to pay for every visit

Simyunss
Yeah that is the adult part

Heheeveryone
....

Sheepjungwon
Would y'all slap Riki for 2 million dollars?

Jayparkwho
I would do it for half eaten cookie and a coffee

Heheeveryone
Lame, I'd had do it even just cause I feel like it

Simyunss 
Highly relatable

Rikiontop
I feel really unsafe in this household

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