Truth or Dare

chp-5

Ishan and Mayank entered the MI bus . Ishan was happily dancing while Mayank looked a lot serious. 

Rohit
Itna khush kya hua?

Ishan
It's a surprise. Heheheh

Mayank
An actual killer surprise.

Hardik
Oooh I want to know now what is it

Mayank
Trust me you don't.

Ishan
Leave this dumbo Hardik Bhai do not listen to him . It's a great surprise by me and Shubie

Mayank
Let me give a hint . Ishu and Shub are just too fed up with us so they are going to kill us . In the most torturous way let me repeat most torturous---

Surya
Yeah yeah we heard you. There pranks make our life hell but it won't kill us .

Hardik
Mayank are you telling what I am thinking.

Mayank
Depends on what you are thinking. If thaaatttttt then yes .

Hardik
Oh god . EVERYONE LISTEN today I am going out so I won't be there at night.

Rohit
Ishu.........

Ishan
Ha Bhai

Rohit
Truth or dare ?

Ishan
Truth

Rohit
What's your surprise? I need to inform Ritika that I will be coming home after IPL or not .

Ishan
Arrrreeee bhaiiiiiiiii .

Rohit
Answer it .

Ishan
Uff boomers . Fine you guys don't like surprise. Shub and I decided that
That...... Thattttttt WE WILL COOK DINNER TONIGHT FOR EVERYONE.

Everyone except Ishan , Mayank & Hardik and foreigners
OHHHH NOOOOO SHITTTTTT
WE ARE DEAD

Ishan
What you guys did not like it ? I do not cook that bad...

Hardik
Just a few days ago when you cooked at my house. Rats diead after eating it . Nothing else you do not cook bad at all .

Ishan
Listen rats will definitely die if you feed them human food . So please do not scare my teammates. You old man 😝

Hardik
Rohit is older than me

Rohit
Rats died? We are going to eat that food????

Mayank
Yup but not we you guys . I won't eat that food

Ishan
So you are going to starve.  You all will eat food made by Shubie and me or else no food . Right Hardik bhaii ( Ishan shows his non restitable puppy eyes )

Hardik
R-right . Eat Ishu or no food

Mayank
I am sorry I am veg I cannot eat your Ishu

Hardik
No no I meant eat food by Ishu .

Rohit
Ishu pakka khayenge bas aj nhi kal match hai . Kal 24 hai match jeetne ke baad khayenge please?

Mayank
Wahi match ke pehle wo kha ke tabiyat kharab nhi karna hai
( Hardik nodded )

Ishan
Mereko baat he nhi karna kisi se bhi mein ja rha hu GT wale bus mein .

Hardik
Jaa wo bus ek ghante baad ayegi toh tum bhi ek ghante baad ayega toh sabse ek ghanta zyada practice karna .

Ishan
Patta nhi mere pyare Harry Bhai kaha chale gye
Behti hawa sa tha woh
Udhti patang sa tha woh
Kahan gaya usse dhoondo