hells bounty hunter( op male reader x hazbin hotel) ON HOLD

dad beats dad

*(y/n) pov*

I woke up in my bed. late

oh fuck I'm late. I better not miss hells greatest dad

I instantly got up and got dressed

nothing so far just them setting up the welcome lusifer sighn

(y/n)" ok whats happening"

vaggie" lusifers coming over to discuss the hotel"

Charlie I can tell was still haveing a break down

and I can see the slight hate alastor had. boy oh boy his ass is still having a break down

god I just hop the shit going on in heaven right now isn't this bad

*meanwhile*

adam" LUTE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!"

lute" SIR I SWEAR THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE"

adam" IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR WATCHING SPONGEBOB"

lute" ok then its exactly what's it looks like"

adam" I have so many questions. starting with why and ending with how"

*back with (y/n). Still your pov*

Charlie" ok everyone. its show time"

she opened the door and. wow

he really is that short

lusifer" Charlie!"

Charlie" hey da-"

and he's practically crushing her in a hug

lusifer" oh its so good to see you"

I turned to vaggie

(y/n)" I thought you said Charlie and her dad had a bad relationship. but look how happy he is to see her"

vaggie" well. he wasn't always their for her"

(y/n)" you ever think that's because of lillith and her controlling ass"

vaggie"........... fair enough"

vaggie wrapped her hand around mine

oh yeah I forgot shes yandere

I looked back at alastor and lusifer. oh this is the bit

alastor" hahaha it was actually my idea"

lusifer" hahaha well its not very clever"

alastor" ahah. fuck you"

HA. alastors first swear. and he only dose it 2 more times throughout the session. the last 2 are at adam

I imitately went on my phone and started getting my recorder ready. because the best song in the whole show is coming soon

Charlie" anyway dad. this is (y/n) and vaggie. my boyfriend and girlfriend"

and lusifer is now hugging both me and vaggie

wow. this feels odd

and the shandalear fell

lusifer"( chucke) alright then"

oh here it is

I got my recorder app ready

(y/n)" NOP. NOP AND NOP. GOOD BYE MIMSY"

alastor" good call old chap. she's trouble"

(y/n)" thanks. anyway mr devil sir. mind if I talk to you. alone"

lusifer" sure why not. and please. just call me lusifer"

he followed me to a private aria

lusifer"so. what do you wanna talk about?"

(y/n)" listen. I know why you don't wanna get Charlie that meeting with heaven. you don't want her to be crushed by how. strict they are"

lusifer" wow. what were you a detective?'

(y/n)" well I watched a lot of cop shows on tv- besides the point. look i have a way to make hevan listen"

lustful looked at me curiously as I pulled out the complaint contact. making his eyes go wide

(y/n)" thats right. I sigh this. sera, adam, all the exorcists and anyone I want falls. they will listen"

lusifer" oh you are evil. I LOVE YA"

he hugged me again

lusifer" so glad my daughter picked some better that the last one ( shutters) he smelled like fish"

ow ow ow ow my spine is starting to break

lusifer then knocked down the door

lusifer" Charlie after cearfull consideration I've desided to get you thst meeting with hevan"

Charlie( sparkling eyes) REALLY"

lusifer" yes. just bring him with you"

he pointed to me

to quote alastor at the end of stayed gone

oh this will be fun