BREAK IN ; [ damian wayne ]

iii. charlotte

07/15/22
7:09 a.m.

charlotte
someone's in my house!

damian
again??

charlotte
HA no just wanted your attention

damian
youre a nuisance

charlotte
what if i died?
and that was the last thing you said to me?

damian
my life would not change
i would not care

charlotte
im gonna kill myself in front of u to change the trajectory of your life

damian
mhm, all you would change is my morning
i'd have to dispose of a dead body

charlotte
the more we talk the more i think i should ring the police

damian
i saved your life 'iizeaj (nuisance إزعاج)

charlotte
okay fine i guess i WONT report you to the police
also im too embarrassed to
admit i misdialed the help line
and im almost out of data

damian
i was not worried that you would

charlotte
don't call my bluff
i dont wanna hear anything from someone
named DAMIAN
your name is funny

damian
what? why?
no it is not.
you're name is idiotic as well.

charlotte
yours means subdue and to tame
which doesnt seem very accurate

damian
you're name means warrior
a trait you lack

charlotte
that perfume bottle begs to differ

damian
so does common sense