"Peanuts!" A spy x family oc insert (UNDER HEAVY EDITING)

Loid < Yor

"It has been a while! Could I commission for this dress to get fixed? And as fast as possible?"

"Ah! Of course!"

Loid pov:

"She managed to sneak past me without making even a sound.. who is she?"

Yor..

Ah,

Yor Briar, 27 years old.

She doesn't have a record of being married nor divorced.

Her parents have died, and she has a younger brother.

They're civil servants, and their records look clean.

Did I just let my guard down?

I have been often relaxing lately.

"Excuse me?"

Huh? That surprised me.

"You've been staring at me ever since I've walked in.. can I help you?"

What?! She even sensed my gaze?

"Oh.. I was just admiring how pretty you were.."

":O"

"Does that mean you have a favorable impression of my physical appearance??" She stepped closer.

"Uh- yes."

"Chichi! Now I know how tall I am!"

Ali just seemed uncomfortable.

"Who's that?" Ali questioned.

"Another customer."

"She's quite red, were you two flirting?"

Yor pov:

He has a child!!

I almost went for another person's husband.

I've heard that all kinds of women get killed for that sort of thing..

I mean.. if it happened to me, I'd just kill them back.

Wait! If I think like that someone's going to figure out I'm an assassin!!

I must act more natural!

Ali pov:

"Anya.. we have to get that lady to me our mother." I whispered in Anya's ear.

I got a quick nod.

"Oh! We are so sad that we don't have a mother.." Anya and me said in unison.

"Huh? Why's this coming up now?"

"We just long dearly for a mother, you would understand, father." I said, bitterly.

Loid looked shocked.

"So you don't have a wife?"

"No.. mine passed a year ago."

"Anya, do you have some peanuts on you?"

"No.. I left them at home."

"Oh, I wanted to chuck some at him." I pointed at Loid.

"Huh?! Why???"

"Just read my mind I guess."

"Ok.."

Anya pov:

"I will make sure Chichi says sorry and you both have a peace tready!"

"You don't need to go that far-"

"What're you girls talking about?"

"Chichi! We're having a secret meeting!"

Ali facepalmed.

"Oh! What was it about?"

"Listen, you really don't need to pretend like you actually care."

"What're you talking about?"

"You've never shown genuine smile, nor interest in anything we find appealing."

Loid pov:

By 'we', does she mean herself?

Oh right.. I have a mission to go to, as well as Yor's party.

"I'll be back, and when I do, we'll discuss this."

Ali pov:

Now then, with that out of the way, I must prepare to attend Eden.

As well as making sure that I can interact as a child.

I mean, I was in collage when I was isekai'd.

I can skip a few grades.