Shrek??? Who would have guessed? "HeLlO I aM hERe tO sAvE yOU" shrek says holding the car up by his bear 🐻hands 😏 (see what I did there) "Obama! Are yOu gAy- shIt I meAN Are yOu Okay!?!??" Shrek shouted stumbling over his words "uhhh I think so" i say patting my self down making sure I don't have any broken bones 🥀✨👁🫦👁 "wOw i DonT hAvE aNy BroKeN bOnes 💧 💧 "kewl" shrek says picking me up and jumping 2000 feet 🦶 in the air to da pink house
(4 hours later 👁🫦👁)
Me and shrek were watching t.v on my couch made of real human skin "how do you get you couch to be so soft?" Shrek askes confused "oh... I use the skin of my haters" i says flicking my nonexistent hair out of my face sparkles flying everywhere "WHAG da fawk?" Shrek has lost the will the live: the sequel ✨
Anygays we turn on my Nokia tv 📺 (is that a thing? I don't know just imagine a brick with a screen and wires) and turned on the news because we're old "braking news 😏 a car had flipped over causing the death of half the population (because of plot purposes) in a chain reaction. One after another death seams to be recurring, and-" the man was cut off as they slowly turned into dust "kinda looks like meemaws ashes" i say "innit" shrek says agreeing not at all fazed by the news
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Shrek x Obama
FanfictionA truly heart throbbing story about the man, the myth the legend, shrek. Will Obama fall in love? Or will he get hit by a Demogorgon 👁🫦👁✨ read to find out 🤪✨😫
