■36 - I Make Puns■

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Tuesday ~ 11:17 pm

Bob Jerk -_- is calling…

Laurel:

"Thanos, I really don't want to hear you… panting please and the fact that you're being cut every-"

Evan:

"Hey."

Laurel:

"... Bob, hi…"

Evan:

"Just - just ignore Theo. He's weird."

Laurel:

"Well, I was having fun listening to you guys getting… freaky. You know with you chasing him and-"

Evan:

"Laurel! Shut. Up! And stop laughing. It's not funny!"

Laurel:

"Serves you right for making "Lau" jokes, huh?"

Evan:

"Correction - pun. I make puns."

Laurel:

"Is that why you called me? To tell me the difference between jokes and puns?"

Evan:

"Actually, no… um, I wanted to ask you something…"

Laurel:

"Sure."

Evan:

"Uh - I, uh… wh-what's your favorite color?"

Laurel:

"Seriously? That's what this is all about?"

Evan:

"Why do you sound so amused?"

Laurel:

"And why are you whining? But purple is my favorite color if you haven't noticed yet. Yours?"

Evan:

"Silver… anyway, I gotta go! Bye!"

Theodore:

("You're a coward!")

Bob Jerk -_- ended the call.

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