NOT SO DEAD POETS GC - the dead poets society

𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. meet the big brain idiots

big brain idiots

gerardnoway:

is everyone traumatized?

mustbeaweasley:

I forgot how much I hated health

toddandpoems:

we're literally 16 this is unnecessary

but at least the final's open note

mustbeaweasley:

Yeah, but I'm still heading to the library to study because I have morals and I don't want to lose time during the exam

Todd do you want to come with?

toddandpoems:

yeah sure i guess

mustbeaweasley:

Alright I'm going to mute this group chat because you guys are annoying

Todd, you should too these two lovebirds are annoying

toddandpoems:

alright i guess

stevensuniverse:

bye!

gerardnoway:

bye bestie!

mustbeaweasley:

Please don't call me bestie

gerardnoway:

whatever you say bestie <3

mustbeaweasley and toddandpoems muted this group chat

stevensuniverse:

hey wait i was just reminded of this one time in health last semester and the teacher showed us a condom and it looks funny

do you want to stretch a condom across a room with me?

gerardnoway:

meeksie

i mean this in the nicest way possible but what the fuck?

HE SHOWED A CONDOM AND IT LOOKS FUNNY

ITS A PROTECTANT FOR FUNNY BUSINESS

it looks stretchy and i just want to fling it or something

no please don't

but why not :)

bc there's no point

but there is a point

my entertainment

if you wanted to... use a glove instead

but a glove is not nearly as funny as a condom

IT LOOKS LIKE A SOMBRERO

THATS WHAT MY HEALTH TEACHER SAID ANYWAYS

NO STOP ITS NOT A SOMBRERO

IT DOES IT REALLY DOES

ITS LIKE A LITTLE HAT THING