"How's your brother these days, Little Flint? After all, he is the most interesting part about you." Fred questioned. "One of your brothers plays with dragons for a living. The other nearly becomes a werewolf every full moon. And Ron..." The travesty brother had a reputation that she didn't even need to explain. "You have a twin that acts-looks-talks-walks-dresses, the same as you. What exactly makes you worthwhile?" "Nine inches." Lexus clenched her teeth together hard. She knew Theo would find it funny so she dared to look his way. Instead, he looked like he was finding seventeen different ways to make murder look like an accident. Draco just shifted his feet. Lexus might have been impressed if she believed it wasn't utter bullshit. The were Weasley twins were 6'3, but she doubted anything more than slightly above average downstairs. "9 inches combined?" Fred laughed. No denial, no come back. Just a chuckle. Oh fuck. - 18+, smut, swearing, and violence. Enemies to lovers, one-bed trope, quidditch rivalry, bets, forbidden love, and my slowburn specialty. Warning: This book will face some very, very dark storylines. It is mature because of this in addition to the smut.