Dark-humor Stories

Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...

Jessie Cross is a typical bad boy with the title. He loves cars and racing and is basically an adrenaline addict. He loves tattoos, music, the women. His friends and hi...

Bts×readers Mafia siblings Bts who are famous for being fearless and heartless mafia's have a weakness their sister yn, but- yn isn't a soft, kind, sweet and innocent...

"A sister? Such a bothersome word" "Oi,what's up with her? is she mentally ill?" "she has too much energy to waste on. Such a troublemaker"...

In a world where the supernatural crawl, Elira Abbot has always been sheltered by her very Christian parents, always hearing the names of supernatural but having no proo...

"𝑆𝑡𝑜𝑝 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑡 𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑒𝑦𝑒𝑠..." 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟. 𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐤𝐬. "𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬?" ...

Boys of Elmwood (Book 1) Every mask hides a secret and this one shielded the haunted eyes of a man who'd seen too much, too young. I played my role in the dummy site of...

New cover is courtesy of the wonderful @Aikon_MJ5 Apparently this story has been"Hand picked by Wattpad ambassadors for top 3 Netflix stories" ?!?! I didn't g...

Book One of the Adler series ** St. Sinclair, the illustrious academy honoured nationwide as a catalyst for the intellectually gifted youth. Though in reality, its serve...

- "𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘪𝘵. 𝘞𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘴, 𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪�...

"and maybe in another world, I'm not such a screw up."

Alex's occult powers emerge after a near-fatal accident lands her in a hospital and at the mercy of the Uninvited.

Warning this story contains Suicide, very Dark humor, violence, Satanic talk, kidnapping, racism, offensive humor, gore, underage drinking, smoking, etc... Once again...

The blade against my throat was cold, but not colder than his glare. "I should slit your pretty throat right now. 'Daddy' isn't here to save you." He said with...

"But I love you uncle kim!" I yelled "you're getting out of your mind, jungkook! I'm the same age as your father!!!" Taehyung yelled back "oh r...

Reality gets twisted after a former entitled child star joins a weird cult in California.

Star Jones has lived in peace for all fifteen years of her life. She has five annoying older brothers, an eccentric father, loving friends, and a good school career. An...

(1986, A̶u̶g̶u̶s̶t̶ 1̶6̶) "P̶l̶e̶a̶s̶e̶ d̶o̶n̶'t̶ I̶ h̶a̶v̶e̶ a̶ w̶i̶f̶e̶ a̶n̶d̶ k̶i̶d̶s̶ I̷'m̷ s̷o̷r̷r̷y̷ b̷u̷t̷ i̷t̷'s̷ s̷e̷e̷m̷s̷ l̷i̷k̷e̷ y̷o̷u̷ s̷e̷e̷i̷n̷g̷ y...

The King of the moon realm and a human who seeks herself, A commander from the sun realm who doesn't know her origin A king who lost everything. Will he be ready to sa...

The latest buzz at this school is the mysterious new "brown slime" punishment. It's the talk of the hallways, but its true nature remains a secret. And the stu...